29126% sin

refridgerator:

i only accept apologies in cash

spaceviral:

“Your mental illness is all in your head” where did you think it was????? my ass????

sayyoprayers:

it wil: 

.make you gay

.endanger you

.scare your parents and loved ones

.make you spend $8 on a fucking marker

precocious:

when you chillin so hard on the toilet you get elbow indents on your thighs

officialcrow:

sonypraystation:

robcanvas:

sonypraystation:

holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard or something i swear to goddd

they beat jesus with that

swagcak3:

fool-of-skaia:

ryoukoonotashi:

bisexuals are great

they arent gay

they arent straight

they are graight

*great

joydick:

im gay because when i was 4 i sneezed and no one said bless you and the devil entered my soul

trashezoid:

things that are beautiful:
• brown eyes
• dark brown eyes
• light brown eyes
• brown eyes with a lil bit of a different color mixed in
• brown eyes that are the same shade throughout
• eyes that change to different shades of brown
• brown eyes so dark they blend with the pupil how COOL is THAT
• when the sun shines on brown eyes in that certain way so they kinda glow
• brown eyes the same shade as the person’s hair and/or glasses
• brown eyes
• eyes that are brown
• BROWN EYES